today is a two-for on s%*# my kids say:
1) last night when we were putting the boys to bed and they were playing:
jack: harry you smell like a cookie.
harry: you can eat me like a cookie.
me: nice. : /
2) las night when i went up to the boys’ room for the umpteenth time to get them to settle down for bed, i found their bedroom light on.
me: who turned this light on?
jack: me and harry did it.
harry: minions did it.
jack: oh, yeah, the minions did it. they naughty.
me: nice : /
christopher (downstairs after this all transpired): i’m gonna have to remember and use the “minion defense” later.